Subtle differences

J and I were talking the other day about how we are both tired of drinking plain water, but I don’t want soda in the house because I’ll drink it.

We talked about juice, and the pros and cons of different flavors. I told him that I thought my dad had a cranberry orange juice before, and I wasn’t sure if I liked it. I thought I would like a cranberry orange, but not an orange cranberry. He didn’t get the difference, so I tried to explain it to him.

“I like cranberry orange muffins, so I think I would like a cran orange juice…because it would be cranberry with a hint of orange. I don’t think I would like an orange cran because, well…because that would be a Crayola!”