From the mouths of babes, part 10

I was listening to two of my senior girls this morning. They were discussing a recent outing to church with one lovely lady's grandma. Grandma apparently hasn't been to church in more than 15 years, and her darling granddaughter offered to drive her and go with her. To a Catholic mass, no less.

K1: I told my grandma I would go into the confessional booth with her if she wanted me to. But she said, “No, I haven’t been to confessional in so long, I don’t want to go. I’ll do it next time.”

K2: Your grandma is so funny!

K1: I know, I told her the priest wasn’t going to make fun of her, or tell her “you suck” or anything. She should just go.

K2: Yeah, he’d probably only tell her to do five Bloody Marys or something.

K1: Yeah, probably.

I think she meant “Hail Marys” because if priests were prescribing Bloody Marys, I believe more people would convert to Catholicism and become sinners…