Wink. Wink.

One of my darling freshmen girls hurried to catch up with me while we were walking to an assembly the other day. She had a question she needed to know the answer to.

C: "Mrs. H? I was wondering..."

Me: "Yes, C?"

C: "Well, is it possible to wink with both eyes at the same time?"

Me: "Yes. I believe it's called 'blinking.'"

Man, I love my job.